In the Beginning

In the Beginning, there was Knitting. And it was good. It was so good, that Knitting begat the Stash, and the Stash was good. Then the Stash overgrew its bounds, and became the Hoard, which was definitely Not Good. Thus, the Blog was born, to give documentation to the Hoard, and whittle it away until it becomes the Stash once more. And lo, it was so. And it was good.